Sunday, October 14, 2007

ICarly


Dear Fellow Webbers:There's a new web show online that's fast becoming super-popular. It's called iCarly and, I must admit, it's FANTASTIC. The show's star, Carly, is a very funny and HOT girl. Her co-host is the SPICY Sam, who is also very funny. Carly and Sam are hilarious together. Their witty banter (which means "funny conversations") even had ME chortling out loud ("chortling" means "laughing"). Carly + Sam = HOT N' SPICY -- and that's just how I like my web shows. ;)
The show looks and sounds great, thanks to their technical producer, Freddie. He's an expert camera-man, and he's quite talented with audio and lighting and such.
There are many web shows on the internet, but iCarly is the funniest and most entertaining. You never know what clever thing Carly and Sam will do next, and that's what makes iCarly such a joy to watch.
My only complaint is that Carly needs a boyfriend. Perhaps someone like me. She knows my email address. ARE YOU LISTENING, CARLY?
-Nevel
PS: If Carly won't be my girlfriend, I would also be happy with Sam. ARE YOU LISTENING, SAM?



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Anonymous said...

HIHI IM MAD AT NEVIL HE SAID HE ATE A PERSON THATS JUST RONG AND U LIKE CARLY AND SAM EEEWWWW REALY NEVIL U THINK ITS A AWESOME THING TOO SHOVE TOPONOD IN A FACE OR TRY TO KISS CARLY EEEEWWW GROSS NEVIL IS JUST RONG AND IS GROSS THATS Y I DONT LIKE HIM
:P

carrie said...

hi everyone on here who cusses,i JUST what you 2 know that LITTLE KIDS get on here!PLZ dont hate "nevil".he's just an ACTOR!im no hater so plz dont think im one!
-carrie =) 9 year old

carrie said...

hi everyone on here who cusses,i JUST what you 2 know that LITTLE KIDS get on here!PLZ dont hate "nevil".he's just an ACTOR!im no hater so plz dont think im one!
-carrie =) 9 year old

Anonymous said...

fuck me

Anonymous said...

fuck me

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i like nevilosity .com but it is nowere neare as good as icarly .com so i give nevolosity 2out of 5

Anonymous said...

actualy i give nevilosity.com 0 out of 5

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Anonymous said...

hi nevel i hate you just kidding no really you yelled at a baby how is that funny i wish you were dead.

Anonymous said...

you suck my dick and eat everyone shit and whatever

nazzie said...

my mother laughed at this

Anonymous said...

hi

Anonymous said...

Hello and I am really sexy and I want to make out with you so give me a call and we can have some fun...you know what I mean. :) SEX

Anonymous said...

why dose nevel go like his dads balls and go fuck his mam

Anonymous said...

si eres el verdadero carly es mia

Anonymous said...

nevel chúpame lo gilipollas no se como se pare tan semejante puto

Freddie Benson said...

Wow, Nevel. Carly will never love you. Trust me. This post is so old! Now you're way less crazy.

Unknown said...

Navel - i would also like carlys email adress :))

Anonymous said...

Nevel,
you've only got 3 posts what about doing some more
it's not like you`re busy or anything

Anonymous said...

actualy i give nevilosity.com 0 out of 5

Anonymous said...

Nevel is a stupid name and anyway get a life fool.

P.S.

I always Icarly I think your kind of funny though! teehee!!!

Anonymous said...

Nevel is a stupid name and anyway get a life fool.

P.S.

I always Icarly I think your kind of funny though! teehee!!!

Anonymous said...

Nevel u suck just walk off a building plz

Shalini said...

Hey Nevel..... I never really thought ur website was real cause it's just supposed to be on iCarly.... BUT ITS REAL AND ITS AWESOME!!!! :D :D :D

Shalini said...

Hey Nevel..... I never really thought ur website was real cause it's just supposed to be on iCarly.... BUT ITS REAL AND ITS AWESOME!!!! :D :D :D

Shalini said...

Hey Nevel..... I never really thought ur website was real cause it's just supposed to be on iCarly.... BUT ITS REAL AND ITS AWESOME!!!! :D :D :D

Anonymous said...

give me carlys email or i will kill you fatty.ps your fuck

Anonymous said...

i know where you live nevil your fuck and a son of a bitch

Anonymous said...

i find icarly better than your website

Anonymous said...

i find icarly better than your website

Anonymous said...

i find icarly better than your website

Nevel said...

Hello.
This is Reed Alexander (I play Nevel and created Nevelocity). If you give me your email/msn address, I'll add you and we can chat what not :) just post it on here (I check this site every few hours or so)
Thank you my followers x

Anonymous said...

OMGGG I JUST SAW NEVEL ON WEBCAM!!! I HAVE HIM ON MSN :D:D:D:D

Anonymous said...

Nevel you was really bitch
ICarly FOREVER!

Anonymous said...

nevel you are look like a gaylord... really...

Anonymous said...

i agree that nevel is a dick sucker......and everything else

Chata1515 said...

All you guyz needa get a life and if you wanna make fun of someone else make fun of yourself losers so go and get a life and get off the freaking computer. !!!! P.S. I love Icarly I hope you guyz have a great Christmas. (;

Nathan kress said...

Hey guys im not gay danget

Sex witb nevil said...

Sex ?mmmnmmnn.

Anonymous said...

Hey goodietooshoes95 u are right maybe me and you could have,a good time........at your house and stuff like .....toys maybe lol

nevel said...

Allie click you sound hot call me hot stuff

Anonymous said...

Dear Nevel, voce e um babaca por que fica tentando destruir o ICARLY para ganhar plubicidade nesse site de MERDA!

spjk mel said...

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cammy said...

nevle im thinking u need 2 make ur website better like spice it up u know like more color and videos and games and ummmm....put on songz and stuff like that what do you think?

Anonymous said...

It's a peice of
SHEEEAWT.
Who watches these things now-a-days?
btw, carly's a slawt :D

Anonymous said...

nevel, you suck. and trust me u will never get carly. poota. that is italin.

Anonymous said...

nevel is so evil he is a great actor though

Anonymous said...

nevel is so evil he is a great actor though

Anonymous said...

i hate u nevel u are so evil some people think u hate carly in real life

Anonymous said...

dear fellow webbers there is a new site online its called facebook u could just say this stuff there or on my space its better on facebook saying he is a great actor so post this stuff on facebook in sted ok bye nevel u are a spectacular actor
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahhahahahahahhaahaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

nevel ill tell every one to go to your site and post wat they think about you because they will say u are awsome i dont care if they say u sck because u are an awsome actor ok bye u are awsome

Anonymous said...

u are awsome neve;l

Anonymous said...

nevel u suck

Anonymous said...

nevel u suck

Anonymous said...

nevel u suck

Kayla said...

Hi, i love your website may i say<3 i also love i carly too but your website is also very popular as well and very very cool:)anyway im glad i found the website and im looking foward to hearing all yur blogs

Anonymous said...

ur a freak

Anonymous said...

ur a freak

Anonymous said...

i am sorry that i called u a freak

Anonymous said...

by the way u were just acting.

Anonymous said...

by the way u were just acting.

Anonymous said...

by the way some of your comments are really mean

Anonymous said...

by the way some of your comments are really mean

Anonymous said...

by the way some of your comments are really mean

Anonymous said...

icarly f***ing suck to hell

Anonymous said...

i love i carly #1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i also read some of the comments and they are rude i mean grow up dont be so mean.whoever is writing this stuff i hope you are listing!!gee!i am sick and tired of bullies ......SO STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i love i carly #1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i also read some of the comments and they are rude i mean grow up dont be so mean.whoever is writing this stuff i hope you are listing!!gee!i am sick and tired of bullies ......SO STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carolaine said...

Wow! Nevel, you are fantastic!

Carolaine said...

Wow! Nevel, you are fantastic!

Carolaine said...

Wow! Nevel, you are fantastic!

Carolaine said...

Wow! Nevel, you are fantastic!

Anonymous said...

I love their webshow

Anonymous said...

neval you are so hot and cool would you please go out with me from Emily List <3

Anonymous said...

Sure I will but what is Emily <3 ?

Anonymous said...

from when they visit your site nevel

Anonymous said...

bored your website is a bore.
Where are the videos funny how in i carly?
I like the pages in which I enjoy.
depaso and make a newspaper:
as ... NEVELE TIMES.
porcierto ah I have found funny videos but they are not yours.
by:rubenspain.es
I did not know your name was Alexander Reed could've put a name like that loser and I do not hit any

Anonymous said...

who wants Nevel msn?
if not cool at all
If I create a website that would be cool but Nevel porlomenos by assumptions rather than to I'm just here to challenge nevelocity.com creating a better website in a few months


yes my website in the network: I RUBEN.ES-.COM-.RU

Anonymous said...

OMG I LOVE YOURE WEB SHOW I LIKE SPENCER FREDIE SAM AND YOU PLESE WRITE ME BACK FROM:DANIELA
TO:ICARLY :]

Anonymous said...

Hey this is nevel sorry that im anonomous but my computer acting up and my name is Reed Alexander I just wanted to say that 1st of all,all girls that want to have sex put your phone number in the comment box and i'll call you 1at a time next hey anonomous who said I suck my dads balls and that you sleep with maranda and jennet (sam,carly) and people who tell me I mean nevel things like shity shit shit or go to hell your telling nevel that not Reed Alexander so in your cursing little faces

Anonymous said...

Hey girls who ask for sex your on hold because I just got a gf girlfriend her name is well if I tell yall would come looking for her ps I spelled anonymous wrong sorry im also sorry that im still anonymous my dang computer

vannessa said...

everybodys soo mean. icarly is funny and nevels awsome. u got gutts kid.



vanessa c:

Anonymous said...

its gay boy here aka u know who i mean

Anonymous said...

its gay boy here aka u know who i mean

Anonymous said...

HEY NEVEL YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH CARL, SAM OR FREDDIE OR SPENCER

Anonymous said...

verdad que mola i carly.
pues si esperais que tenga internet en mi dell latitude alomejor hasta les supero,se puede soñar no?

Anonymous said...

yeah carly is hot

Anonymous said...

nevil is a jerk

Anonymous said...

wow cool website.i never knew how cool this was

Anonymous said...

nevel i heard you had an inter niew with calry shae can you tell us what happened when you did and i heard you have a really big brain and you use fancy words like "rue"
bye

ahhhh icarly said...

sorry my last comment meant carly shae did u sniff her hair???????!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

fuck you you asshole go in a corner and fuck yourself nevel.I bet your mother will want a ride after.So have fun bastard.

Anonymous said...

hey you people who are crashing this website are crazy mother f****rs so i recemend no one does it anymore.by that i mean STOP CUSSING!!!because my dad is a cop and you dont want him to track you down.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous are you gay because I would love to fuck you so hard. I am so horny.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that people are calling you bad words. I don't think you are mean. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that people are calling you bad words. I don't think you are mean. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that people are calling you bad words. I don't think you are mean. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that people are calling you bad words. I don't think you are mean. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that people are calling you bad words. I don't think you are mean. :)

Anonymous said...

Hey sexy baby.Im single.Im also 20 yaers old.Ill take off my bra and you will kiss my chest.How does that sound baby?PS:cRALY WILL NEVER LOVE YOU YOU FUCKER

Anonymous said...

stop that talk!




-Michael

imichaelocity.webs.com

Anonymous said...

Reed I don't hate your website at all everybodys Is a good person and nobodys a bad person especially you you are hilarious on the show and so smart and carly freddie and sam love your show especially the whole melaney thing I thought I was gonna expload it was lol does jannette actually have a twin sister? I also think guppy is hilarious and gibby does gibby have a real brother named guppy ?jerry is also so hilarious and miranda awesome job as megan in drake and josh you are so funny especially the pranks so funny!freddy you are exteremly talanted did you do all the stuff your amazing and in iparty with victorius you were all great also victoria justice and especially when gibby got the mole let me just say your show is lol keep making them!!!!!I LOVE ICARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Reed I don't hate your website at all everybodys Is a good person and nobodys a bad person especially you you are hilarious on the show and so smart and carly freddie and sam love your show especially the whole melaney thing I thought I was gonna expload it was lol does jannette actually have a twin sister? I also think guppy is hilarious and gibby does gibby have a real brother named guppy ?jerry is also so hilarious and miranda awesome job as megan in drake and josh you are so funny especially the pranks so funny!freddy you are exteremly talanted did you do all the stuff your amazing and in iparty with victorius you were all great also victoria justice and especially when gibby got the mole let me just say your show is lol keep making them!!!!!I LOVE ICARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This site is FAKE Nevel doesn't really own this site, its some weirdo with a dick up his ASSHOLE trying to be funny!

Anonymous said...

Hey Nevel my name is Gianna, I'm hot and I'm 15 and I was wondering if you wanna help me stick some corn up my VAGINA so I can get the sensation of FUCKING YOU! BITCH YEAH, BABY! I WOULD RIDE YOU LIKE A FUCKIN PONY!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey its me Gianna, well I was bare ASS NAKED and I queefed and ALL THE CORN SPURT OUT MY VAGINA AND LANDED ON MY TITS SO I HAD TO LICK IT UP AND EAT IT! Then I got diarrhea and I SHIT EVERYWHERE, had to lick that up too which caused me to VOMIT and PISS everywhere so now my room smells like a PIECE OF SHIT!!! ∞←my tits

Anonymous said...

Hey Its me Gianna AGAIN, guess what I'm FUCKIN PREGNANT! I took that DAMN PREGNANCY TEST AND EVERYTHING! It was positive each time! It was probably that DUMB ASS MEXICAN or that MANWHORE BLACK GUY at the club I was at last night! We had a THREESOME and things got out of control. My pussy is still sore and bleeding! OOH IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!! Well I'm gonna have to get an abortion(6th one this month), but I can't afford it so I'm gonna have to start working the corners again(prostitution). Thank goodness the old men pay alot for soft SEX! Well I have to get off my phone, there's a hot guy giving me the eye! See ya SEXY!!

Anonymous said...

Hello my name is kaylie my phone number 1-386-437-2458 call me if you want to fuck HARD CORE!\#$%^&*

Anonymous said...

Nevel post your phone number if you want some NAKED PHOTOS of ME! Don't listen to that SKANK kaylie! Ugly ass WHORE! She probably ha SAGGY TITTIES! You don't know what life is like bitch! Luv ya Nevel <3 -Gianna the hot girl

Anonymous said...

HOLA SOMOS TEISHA Y ROSINA .NOS ENCANTA ¡CARLY Y PIENSAMOS QUE NO VA A FUNSIONAR LO TUYO CON CARLY NI CON SAM NEVEL ELLAS SON DIVERTIDAS Y LINDAS Y TU ERES MUY ABURRIDO Y FEO LOSIENTO.
ESTA PAGINA ETÁ GENIAL CARLY ,SAM Y FREDIE ES LO MEJOR QUE NEVEL DESPUES DE SER TAN MALO CON USTEDES ES LO MEJOR QUE PUDO HABER ECHO EN ESCRIBIR UNA BUENA RECENIA DE SU SHOW.
LOS QUEREMAS MUCHO Y GRACIAS POR DEJAR PUBLICAR EST MENSAJE CHAU.

Anonymous said...

HOLA SOMOS TEISHA Y ROSINA .NOS ENCANTA ¡CARLY Y PIENSAMOS QUE NO VA A FUNSIONAR LO TUYO CON CARLY NI CON SAM NEVEL ELLAS SON DIVERTIDAS Y LINDAS Y TU ERES MUY ABURRIDO Y FEO LOSIENTO.
ESTA PAGINA ETÁ GENIAL CARLY ,SAM Y FREDIE ES LO MEJOR QUE NEVEL DESPUES DE SER TAN MALO CON USTEDES ES LO MEJOR QUE PUDO HABER ECHO EN ESCRIBIR UNA BUENA RECENIA DE SU SHOW.
LOS QUEREMAS MUCHO Y GRACIAS POR DEJAR PUBLICAR EST MENSAJE CHAU.

Selena gomez said...

Heya its selena gomez............... just want to say to sam and carly nevels right it is a very good show. and nevel if u want i could be ur girlfriend instead of carly or sam if u want. i broke up with my x- boyfriend. do u wanna know my adress see u later. bye from selena gomez.

Rachel said...

Heyy i hate u on icarly but i think u r hillarious and now sam and freddie are together and carly and gibby spend a lot of time today so hahahahaahahhaahhaaha
lool

Anonymous said...

nevel is soooo cute i love you nevel but i still like icarly




love from anonymous lover xxxxx

Ashley said...

dear nevel its me again your annoynou lover i love u soooooo much

Ashley said...

dear nevel its me again your annoynou lover i love u soooooo much

Ashley said...

i love you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much im the anonymous lover i love you yur a cutie pie

Anonymous said...

Nevel, Icarly and your website is C.O.O.L

Sweetness said...

Wow sex really wow hey ashley are you gay and ginna you need to get your mouth washed out with sh??????oot!

Sweetness said...

Wow sex y hey are you really 20 lady if u are get off of this site

Sweetness said...

Hey im serious lady get off the dang site and go on rock on miley or crap and remember happy valentines day in 2days

Anonymous said...

neval u suck i will stop u idiot

Anonymous said...

You know the amazing thing about you is that your still bone dead stupid. P.S You're a fricking dick.

Anonymous said...

your stupid nevel

kayla said...

Carly and Sam and frediy u guys are alsome at doing I Carly and CA I be on your web show I am a huge fan of your we show so how is gibby and Spenser so cn I please by on your weshow I love u guys so much lo e ya

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP
BECAUSE YOUR EVIL TO ICARLY

Jenny said...

Hi nevel it me Carly,Sam,Freddie and my new sister Reagan.The last comment that was on here is so true about you.You do like to suck your dads balls and you do finger your mom.Well we have some rehearsing to do so bye and :P

MERMAID PRINCESS said...

THATS GROSS THAT U LIKED CARLY, YOU SHOULD OF LIKED SAM ALONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amelia said...

navel or should i say NAT HEAD grow up or get out man assin 4 one u live wid u mum plus u lyk carly bt u use de wroug approuch get another chic 2 hite on

Anonymous said...

u should hav plastic sugary so carly can luv u or just go to hell n be a dick head

Anonymous said...

Reed,
I personaly think that you are a little weirdow like anonymous said i truly belive you are a jerk. I mean its like people saying grayson step your game up.You are a TOTAL dork and yes anonymous did sleep with me.:)
truly,
Maranda Cosgrove

Anonymous said...

Reed,
i did...anonymous lets me use his acount...:)PEACE!!!

Sweetness said...

Dude ginna or whatever you get off this site you need to get away and its not our fault u are pregnat

Anonymous said...

you suck ass

secret said...

anymouse yur a BITCH how can u want to hav sex with that little piece of S####T yur a mother fucker yur al idiots BITCHES sorry for da little kids yur LITTLE HAHAHASAHA

secret said...

anymouse yur a BITCH how can u want to hav sex with that little piece of S####T yur a mother fucker yur al idiots BITCHES sorry for da little kids yur LITTLE HAHAHASAHA

iRandom said...

cool

Anonymous said...

Nevel your soooooooooo hot !!
you got beutigul eyes like the shining sun. :)

Anonymous said...

I hate Nevelocity.com and Nevel is a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i like carly best

Anonymous said...

esta mierda esena mierda i nada mas que una mierda miranda cosgrove me encantas qisiera besarte en la ja sabes a donde

Anonymous said...

Nevel, its been awhile. Your not eleven anymore and since you told us you would at least TRY to stop messing the show, we've all forgiven you... (Sorta) And all of us at iCarly would appreciate if you take this blog off your site, especially the part about me and Sam. Thanks. -iCarly

Anonymous said...

hi carly my name is william i love your website it is cool nevel is a dum ass tell his mom that their is swearing on his website and he will be in BIG BIG TROUBLE and you will win see ya around

Anonymous said...

hello

Anonymous said...

DEAR FELLOW WEBBERS!?!?!? what the hell???

Anonymous said...

fuck this gay show

Anonymous said...

I love i carly but hate neval paperman he sucks

Anonymous said...

i love to watch i carly but want to be like sam strong and my name is sam to.bye lol

Anonymous said...

This website is such a scam.. its so stupid

Anonymous said...

Gianna

Anonymous said...

Hey Nevel my name is Gianna, I'm hot and I'm 15 and I was wondering if you wanna help me stick some corn up my VAGINA so I can get the sensation of FUCKING YOU! BITCH YEAH, BABY! I WOULD RIDE YOU LIKE A FUCKIN PONY!!! I'm reposting everything NeveL!!! <3 Gianna your SEXY baby!

Anonymous said...

Read my next post, cause I don't think you read it last time
<3 Gianna your SEXYASS baby

Anonymous said...

Hey Its me Gianna AGAIN, guess what I'm FUCKIN PREGNANT! I took that DAMN PREGNANCY TEST AND EVERYTHING! It was positive each time! It was probably that DUMB ASS MEXICAN or that MANWHORE BLACK GUY at the club I was at last night! We had a THREESOME and things got out of control. My pussy is still sore and bleeding! OOH IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!! Well I'm gonna have to get an abortion(6th one this month), but I can't afford it so I'm gonna have to start working the corners again(prostitution). Thank goodness the old men pay alot for soft SEX! Well I have to get off my phone, there's a hot guy giving me the eye! See ya SEXY!!
<3 Gianna your SEXYASS baby!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey its me Gianna, well I was bare ASS NAKED and I queefed and ALL THE CORN SPURT OUT MY VAGINA AND LANDED ON MY TITS SO I HAD TO LICK IT UP AND EAT IT! Then I got diarrhea and I SHIT EVERYWHERE, had to lick that up too which caused me to VOMIT and PISS everywhere so now my room smells like a PIECE OF SHIT!!! ∞←my tits
<3 Gianna your SEXYASS baby!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey its Gianna AGAIN!!! Thats right baby I'm FUCKIN back to raise some HELL!!! Sorry I haven't been on in a while. This BIG ASS MEXICAN FUCKED ME SOOO HARD my pussy broke and I couldn't FUCK MEN for money for 3 weeks so my cellphone bills piled up and I couldn't use it for like A WHILE but I'm back, so Now I can talk to you!!! <3 Gianna your SEXYASS baby!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Nevel Its Gianna, I'm going to call out some BITCHES WHO THINK ITS FUNNY TO FLIRT WITH MY NEVEL AND TALK SHIT ABOUT ME!!!!!! First off Ashley or whatever the fuck your name is, Its not ANONYMOUS IF YOU PUT YOUR NAME AND TELL HIM YOU DUMB UGLY PUSSY! Second, Sweetness I don't know who the FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT YOU BETTA NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT ME BITCH BECUZ I CAN GET YOU SHOT OR SHOOT YOU MYSELF!!! ALSO, I NEED TO GET MY MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH SHIT!?! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR PUSSY WASHED OUT BITCH!! THAT SHIT IS AN INFECTION!!! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY MAN SO GET YOUR NASTY ASS HANDS OFF!! HE'S MINE!!! Now I'm done! Sorry about the harsh language Nevel! I just love ya so much!!! <3 Gianna you SEXY ASS BITCH!♪♪♪

Anonymous said...

Hey Its Gianna again, Do you realize there are mexicans on your website! You BETTA HIDE BECAUSE IF THEY FUCK YOU THEN YOUR TOAST!!! And by the way SWEETNESS KEEPS SPELLING MY NAME WRONG!!! Its GIANNA WITH An A! Not GINNA YOU DUMB UGLY BITCH! YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE I GET MORE DICK IN AN HOUR THAN YOU'LL GET IN A LIFETIME BITCH!!! Luv ya Nevel <3 Gianna your SEXY ASS BITCH!!!!! PS. FUCK MY PUSSY NEVEL I WANT YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!

Anonymous said...

BITCH

Anonymous said...

nevel u are dumb icarly is awsome

Anonymous said...

nevel u are dumb icarly is awsome

Anonymous said...

Amanuel said...reed you will never sex sam & carly bitch.

Anonymous said...

Hey its Gianna again!!! Guess what? No really GUESS!!! I got pregnant AGAIN a week ago and I was able to get an abortion FREE!! All I had to do WAS SUCK THE DOCTOR'S BIG DICK!!! :D So now I can get FREE ABORTIONS all the time!!!!! Luv ya baby <3 Gianna your SEXY ASS BITCH!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Nevel it Gianna, can you PLEASE POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!! I want to send you some BARE ASS NAKED pictures and I can't because I don't know your phone number!!! Or you can tell me where you live so I can RAPE, I mean have SEX with you!!! I may FUCK a lot of guys but they mean nothing compared to you!!! Also how can you like CARLY she has a STANK PUSSY and she is an ANOREXIC BITCH!! And don't get me started with SAM she has a MANGINA and she is a DIRTY HOBO!!! LOVE ME NEEVVVEEELLL!!!!!! <3 Gianna your SEXY ASS BITCH!!!! :D ALSO I'm using SMILEY FACES NOW!!! LUV YA BABY!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Nevel my SEXY BABY, it's GIANNA!!! :D So get this, I was out working the corners again when this FAT ASS BLACK BITCH comes up and starts cussin' ME out!!! And I'm like HEEEELLLLLL NO!!! So I beat that bitch up and I'm like FUCKIN' MESS WIT ME AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU FAT-ASS BLACK SKANK!!! Then she tried to get back up and punch me so I picked up a trash-can and KNOCKED THAT BITCH OUT TO HELL!!! >:o then she died and I stole her wallet(cheap bitch only had $36) and I dragged that BITCH to the river and pushed her BIG FAT-ASS off the bridge(a cop almost got me, but I gave him a blowjob and he promised to forget about the whole thing!!!) and she sunk like a rock!!! So then I went back to my post and I got picked up by some buff ITALIAN guy!!! He fucked reaal good and I didn't charge him for the extra hour!!! ;) Well that's how my night went, but I got on here as soon as I got home!!! Luv ya NEVELLL!!!! <3 Gianna your SEXY ASS BITCH!!! :D P.S. My pussy still hurts so I can't fuck you tomorrow, Nevel!!! :(

Anonymous said...

you are a fucking bitch fuck u

Anonymous said...

Hello my name is Sarah Lee and I really, really, really, really like you.! Your super cute. My phone# is 1-386-437-2458 call me if you want to kiss or sleep with me. btw im 13

Anonymous said...

Hey its Gianna and I'm ANGRY!!! OH FUCK NO!!! Sara Lee or whatever the FUCK your name is, you betta STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MAN BEFORE YOU GET A NEW FACE FROM MY FISTS!!! NEVEL WILL ONLY CALL ME YOU UGLY ASS SKANK AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SARA LEE!!! It SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF SOMEONE FROM 1923!!! YOUR PARENTS MUST HATE YOU!!! GO KILL YOURSELF!!! NO ONE LOVES YOU!!! Your a BUTT-UGLY piece of SHIT!!! GO KILL YOUSELF!!!!! ):< <3 Gianna Nevel's SEXY-ASS BITCH!!! P.S. I love you NEVELLL!!!! (:

Anonymous said...

Hey its GIANNA in a BETTER MOOD!!! (: Well, I'm in a good mood because I'm getting paid $238.00 to be in a porno!!! I usually only get paid 50 bucks, but this is CRAZY!!! All I have to do in the porno is have unprotected sex with a black guy(easy!!!) make-out with two lesbians, and stuff a sliced lemon up my VAGINA and make an OHHHHH YEESSS!!! noise!!! Isn't that easy!!! If I earn enough money I will fly to HOLLYWOOD and KILL that BITCH MIRANDA COSGROVE!!! (:<BWAHAHA THEN I WILL HAVE NEVEL ALL TO MYSELF!!! Uh oh have to go rehearse the sex scene, see ya soon baby!!! <3 Gianna your SEXY-ASS BITCH!!! (:

Anonymous said...

I Love nevel

Benilla said...

Hey Nevel,I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU!!!

Benilla said...

Can i get a auto graph or phone number?!?!?!?!?

Benilla said...

Can i get a auto graph or phone number?!?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

This is a message for Gianna.........................................................................................................WHY THE HECK WASTE YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET THAN DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOURSELF?!?!WHY SAY THAT YOU'VE DONE THINGS THAT YOU'VE NEVER DONE?Just get over Nevel,HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!SHEESH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Nevel it Gianna, Who the FUCK do you think you are anonymous!Are you callen me a LIAR you BITCH!!! Shut the FUCK up and KILL YOURSELF YOU FREAK!!!!! AND just cuz I can get men and you CAN'T DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD TALK BAD ABOUT ME YOU STANK PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye Nevel<3 Gianna your SEXY-ASS BITCH!!!!(:

Anonymous said...

nevil u are so cute but u are so gay

Anonymous said...

tee hee u are a funny gay person nevil

Anonymous said...

he is not this you say anoymous.

dashay123 said...

hi nevel u so awesome this is nay nay call me nay

morgan said...

Icarly is the funniest show ever on the web

Anonymous said...

He is a b***h

Anonymous said...

Nevel is not real he is a actor but Is really mysteries

Felicia said...

I think Fetch With Ruff Ruff man is better.still please leave me an email it is felicia.delge@gmail.com Oh and this is to the people who said that you suck it takes one to know one.

Felicia said...

Um you better use better language i'm 8

Felicia said...

someones using bad language. Anonymous B****.

Felicia said...

Anonymous youre not doing anything useful either and for all those bad words you said it takes one to know one how does youre f***** a** know probably poppy.

Anonymous said...

whoever is trashing nevel and saying weird sex stuff...each and every word you say against nevel, makes you 10x as bad as he does... lol

Anonymous said...

nevel i hate u because u r making fun of miranda cosgrove she is a lady she deservers some respect u r a fuckin loser

Anonymous said...

Hey bevel

Gabby Willard said...

You need to leave Icarly alone or bad things are going to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Carly would NEVER kiss you

Anonymous said...

Hmm... I don't understand how kids got ahold of bad or sexual information like this but it is really wrong... Maybe they are just... Curious? And it all started when some kid went searching on the internet for somethign bad and told their friends and the chain went on and on... Oh and BTW: Check out my blog about animaljam.com Its rocks, c u guys l8ter!!!

Anonymous said...

wtf? why would someone create this website? and people who think this is actually nevel are wrong. first off nevel aint real. secondly, i8t wouldve been created by whoever made icarly and they wouldnt allow all these comments. and whoever created this is so frikin stupid

Anonymous said...

also whoever created this was probably bored with their own life.

Anonymous said...

icarly is popular

fuck shit said...

I agree that whoever created this website is a fucking dumbass. People should realize that. Unless everyone here are way too immature to realize it. just commenting here cuz im bored and shit. seriously whoever created this crappy website should shut it down. nah, they can do whatever they want with it. i aint wasting my time on this piece of fucking shit! and icarly was never really hacked it was just fake. i mean cmon cant you realize that?

fuck shit said...

@Felicia

welcome to the internet. the home of improper language.

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